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🚨🇨🇦 BREAKING: Halloween Cancelled — Too Spooky, Too Offensive, and Ghosts Don’t…

🚨🇨🇦 BREAKING: Halloween Cancelled — Too Spooky, Too Offensive, and Ghosts Don’t…

Carrie Martins Oct 28, 2025

Welp, folks… the Liberal government has done it again, eh. This year, instead of costumes,…

Poll Shows Canadians Ready to Take Over USA if Netflix is Free…

Poll Shows Canadians Ready to Take Over USA if Netflix is Free…

Alfonso Chadwick Oct 27, 2025

OTTAWA (TRUE NORTH TAKEOVER) — A new poll has revealed that most Canadians are fully…

🥓 Doug Ford Burns Canada’s Back Bacon — Nation Shook Like a…

🥓 Doug Ford Burns Canada’s Back Bacon — Nation Shook Like a…

Melissa Thornbush Oct 26, 2025

OTTAWA (TRUE NORTH EH) — Canadians are clutching their double-doubles tighter than ever after Doug…

New Liberal Law Forces Employers to Pay Lifetime Support to Former Employees…

New Liberal Law Forces Employers to Pay Lifetime Support to Former Employees…

Tracey Wintersmith Oct 25, 2025

In a move that has left business owners reaching for Tums and ex-employees high-fiving at…

Carney & Ford “Win” Canada the Trade War — Trump Thinks He’s…

Carney & Ford “Win” Canada the Trade War — Trump Thinks He’s…

Carrie Martins Oct 24, 2025

Ottawa / Toronto — October 24, 2025 In what looked like a cross-provincial buddy sitcom…

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Justin Trudeau’s DNA Test: Not Castro’s Kid, Just Really Into Costumes

Carrie Martins Nov 1, 2024

OTTAWA – After years of conspiracy memes, late-night jokes, and “side-by-side” photos that…

Divorce Lawyers Admit Over Double-Doubles: Spousal Support in No-Fault Divorce “Kind…

Divorce Lawyers Admit Over Double-Doubles: Spousal Support in No-Fault Divorce “Kind…

Sidhu Singh Feb 13, 2025

In a moment of rare honesty — possibly brought on by too much…

“Where’s My White Privilege?” Vancouver Woman Files Human Rights Complaint After…

“Where’s My White Privilege?” Vancouver Woman Files Human Rights Complaint After…

Alfonso Chadwick Nov 17, 2024

Vancouver — A woman named Jodi is making national headlines after filing a…

Alcoholics Sue Federal Government: “Where’s Our Free Stuff, Eh?”

Alcoholics Sue Federal Government: “Where’s Our Free Stuff, Eh?”

Tracey Wintersmith Nov 12, 2024

Ottawa, ON — From St. John’s to Whitehorse and every Legion hall in…

Tim Hortons Rebrands as “Taj Harbins”: From Double-Double to Double-Diverse

Tim Hortons Rebrands as “Taj Harbins”: From Double-Double to Double-Diverse

Sidhu Singh Jun 26, 2025

Canadians, brace yourselves: the nation’s unofficial temple of stale Timbits and watery double-doubles…

Ottawa Announces New “National Subscription to Exes” Program — Canadians Outraged…

Ottawa Announces New “National Subscription to Exes” Program — Canadians Outraged…

Alfonso Chadwick Jun 24, 2025

In a move that has baffled economists, comedians, and divorce lawyers alike, the…