Sergi from the Vancouver Canucks says other players do not pass him the puck during games because he is a Russian. “I am totaly being discriminated on says Sergi. “When i pass the puck to a play for a shot they never take it, when I am open to take a puck no one passes!” Its unfair says Sergi.
“I get paid millions to play the game I love and I want to proudly do that, to show respect to my sponsors. I am beginning to think the other players want me to fail.” Sergi grumbled.
At 19 Years old Sergi is the highest paid but worst performing player on the NHL.
Coach Ritchie said Sergi’s claims are ridiculous. “Look this Communist comes here and bribes his way onto the team and now he wants other players to give him all other their shots!? This guy has vodka infused brain damage.”
Pufalov the Captain of the Canucks said about Sergi “He goes after the puck and skates hard, he does what he can do and makes a shot when he has the opportunity but the opportunity never comes for some reason. In the change room he is always covered with a towel and is respectful to the straight guys. His English isn’t the best but he skates hard. I guess the only thing I can say is he is chases the puck like my dog chases squirrels and never catches one.”
