Good ole Grandpa Joe couldn’t wait to trade in his assault gun and get some money to help pay some taxes and buy Ramen. We met up with Grandpa Joe in northern Ontario to hear his story. The government will buy your guns Grandpa Joe was told. Bring them in and we will buy them. So needing some extra money Grandpa Joe picked out a good ole boy and brought it in.
Upon processing the paperwork to get an estimated $55.00 he was told his gun was a fake and now is fined $125.00 for possessing an unsafe knock off and trying to sell it for profit. “Basically they were going to charge me with fraud and said I am trying to harm Ukrainians” said Grandpa Joe. When they told me that, I clutched at my heart and fell to the ground.
When I came to there was a ticket taped to my chest and my gun was gone. “I just don’t understand it, I just did what they wanted. I thought I was being a good decent law abiding vaccinated citizen?” said Grandpa Joe “I’ve owned that gun as long as I can remember and it is not fake, I could see it plain as day and I’ve fired it off at least 2000 times, I think. It’s a darn good shooter. I just don’t fire it off like I used to since the price of bullets gone up plenty.
“This Government don’t make sense, they never have since the last time” Stormed Grandpa Joe.
“Well, I need some bread to pay this ticket, I’ll just have to go back home and get another assault gun to sell. I should have a real one there among the 30 that I found lying around town over the years.” snickered Grandpa Joe.
